Mr. Massagy Trophy Guide

Mr. Massagy Trophy Guide and Road Map

Welcome to our Mr. Massagy Trophy Guide. Mr. Massagy is a dating sim parody from the creators who brought us My Name is Mayo! and My Name is Mayo 2, which are both games with easy platinum trophies, just like this one.

You can earn the Platinum for Mr. Massagy in around 20-30 minutes by following the walkthroughs for each character, or you can feel free to try your hand at platting it solo.

Phase One – Get a Massage from All Girls

There are 10 girls to date in total, and you will get up to two trophies per girl, one for getting a massage from them and another for having a three-star date with them.

In this phase of our Mr. Massagy Trophy Guide, you’ll find guides on dating each girl and earning both trophies at once. If you happen to forget to get your massage after a date, you can press the red ribbon with the heart on it, which is in the top-right corner of your TV screen when you’re looking at your phone. This will open a list of all the massages you’ve unlocked.

Getting a three-star Massage from Rial

Rial is the first girl you can date, with no experience and any profile equipped. When you match with her, you’ll unlock this trophy:

To get three stars on your date with Rial, select the following dialogue options:

• Option 1: Sooo… You were stalking me outside the window?
• Option 1: Not at all, I do that all the time.
• Option 1: What kind of game?
• Option 2: Dare!
• Option 1: Truth or dare?
• Option 2: Do you like massages?

You will then earn this trophy:

Don’t forget to press the heart icon at the center of the menu that opens after the date to enjoy your massage and unlock this trophy:

Getting a three-star Massage from Nicole

To get three stars on your date with Nicole, select the following dialogue options:

• Option 1: HOLY CRAP! A TALKING WEREWOLF!! AAAaaaAAAaaaAAAHHHH!!!
• Option 3: Sorry, this is the first time I see such a cute werewolf.
• Option 1: Really? What has been your worst date so far?
• Option 2: Oh, I’d never blow it like that. I have no ducks left to give.
• Option 2: Interesting. So do you live around here too?
• Option 1: WHAT! A cave?! Hey babe, if it’s cool with you, it’s cool with me.

You will then earn this trophy:

Don’t forget to press the heart icon at the center of the menu that opens after the date to enjoy your massage and unlock this trophy:

Getting a three-star Massage from Martha

In order to date Martha, you need to click the profile icon in the top left of the dating app and then select the top-right profile from the grid of 4 images on the right.

To get three stars on your date with Martha, select the following dialogue options:

• Any option
• Option 1: Nice place you have there.
• Option 3: Oh? What do you do for a living?
• Option 3: Bullshit!
• Option 3: Well, I wanna explore your East Coast.
• Option 1: I don’t have money… But I have organic gasoline to go all night.

You will then earn this trophy:

Don’t forget to press the heart icon at the center of the menu that opens after the date to enjoy your massage and unlock this trophy:

Getting a three-star Massage from Sarah

In order to date Sarah, you need to click the profile icon in the top left of the dating app and then select the bottom-left profile from the grid of 4 images on the right.

To get three stars on your date with Sarah, select the following dialogue options:

• Option 2: To lose my virginity.
• Option 3: How about I get you a mojito? It’s on me.
• Option 1: Unprotected sex, drugs and rock ‘n roll.
• Any option
• Any option
• Option 2: Yeah, my name’s Johnny.
• Option 1: HA! What are you, a cop?
• Option 2: I am the employee of the month, every month!
• Option 2: I am just the best… in more ways than one.
• Any option
• Option 1: Well… Don’t mean to brag, but I’m a world champion dancer.

You will then earn this trophy:

Don’t forget to press the heart icon at the center of the menu that opens after the date to enjoy your massage and unlock this trophy:

Getting a three-star Massage from Mayo

In order to date Mayo, the titular character from the My Name is Mayo series, you need to click the profile icon in the top left of the dating app and then select the top-left profile from the grid of 4 images on the right.

While dating Mayo, try tapping the jar a few times for the Poking around trophy.

To get three stars on your date with Mayo, select the following dialogue options:

• Any option
• Any option
• Option 1: Sure I will, I’m a great listener.
• Option 1: What’s wrong with your dad? You seem like a… tasteful person.
• Any option
• Option 3: Umm… Ahh… Uhh…
• Any option
• Option 2: Wow, a mime?! That’s awesome!
• Option 1: And in my dreams I’ve kissed your lid, a thousand times…
• Option 1: Hello?
• Option 1: You’re all I’ve ever wanted! And my pecs are open wide.
• Option 1: I love you!

You will then earn this trophy:

Don’t forget to press the heart icon at the center of the menu that opens after the date to enjoy your massage and unlock this trophy:

Getting a three-star Massage from Janein

You can date Janein with any profile, you just need the right experience.

To get three stars on your date with Janein, select the following dialogue options:

• Option 2: Uhh… hey… Where are we?
• Option 1: It’s kind of dark…
• Option 2: Oh, no, no! I meant it is, uh… very futuristic?
• Option 2: Y’know, this IS a lovely night. I feel cozy in here.
• Option 2: I doooon’t think my jeans will fit you though.
• Option 3: We could but uh… It really does smell weird.
• Option 1: I uh… Why do you want to have kids so badly?
• Option 1: No, no! Your beauty is… out of this world…
• Option 1: But… Babies… Why tho?
• Option 1: I can but… Yo… WHAT are you?

You will then earn this trophy:

Don’t forget to press the heart icon at the center of the menu that opens after the date to enjoy your massage and unlock this trophy:

Getting a three-star Massage from Dorothy

You can date Dorothy with any profile, you just need the right experience.

To get three stars on your date with Dorothy, select the following dialogue options:

• Option 2: Uh…
• Option 1: So, you come like… from a farm?
• Option 2: Well, what do you do best?
• Option 2: Judging by your cute face, your talent might be driving men crazy!
• Option 1: You know what? I want to take you out on a picnic! You are lovely!
• Option 2: Right! Sorry for changing the topic: what do you have in mind for a job?
• Option 2: Well… You certainly have the body to model!

You will then earn this trophy:

Don’t forget to press the heart icon at the center of the menu that opens after the date to enjoy your massage and unlock this trophy:

Getting a three-star Massage from Anne

You can date Anne with any profile, you just need the right experience.

To get three stars on your date with Anne, select the following dialogue options:

• Option 3: Hi! I see you’re… glowing.
• Option 3: Never judge anyone based on their looks I always say!
• Option 1: *Slowly reach for the cross around your neck*
• Any option
• Option 3: So… Why DID people stop coming here?
• Option 3: Do you like being a ghost?
• Option 1: Let’s start with what you remember last.
• Option 1: *Finger snap* You died while surfing!
• Option 1: Aha! So many barnacles! It’s been here for years!
• Option 1: You have no visible scars…
• Option 1: Eureka! You crashed in the spiky rocks and drowned!
• Option 1: Word.

You will then earn this trophy:

Don’t forget to press the heart icon at the center of the menu that opens after the date to enjoy your massage and unlock this trophy:

Getting a three-star Massage from Papu-Aiye

In order to date Papu-Aiye, you need to click the profile icon in the top left of the dating app and then select the bottom-right profile from the grid of 4 images on the right.

To get three stars on your date with Papu-Aiye, select the following dialogue options:

• Option 1: Sometimes I feel you are the only one that understands me, Papu-Aiye.
• Option 1: Yeah, that’s why I made you this Linger profile, just for you Papu!
• Option 1: Ha ha! I know! I am your only date so far!
• Option 1: Sure! I want that too, Papu-Aiye! Let’s start this as a REAL date!!
• Option 1: Ahem! Ahem!…
• Option 1: Hi Papu-Aiye, my name is Johnny! Nice to meet you!
• Option 1: Oh, so you ARE a sailor!? How awesome is that!!
• Option 1: Hahahah!! Totally!
• Option 2: Oh Papu-Chan, you’re so funny!
• Any option
• Option 1: Sure, I’ll get a beer for you!
• Any option
• Option 1: Why do we do this to each other?!
• Option 1: You know how I feel about you right? I love you!
• Option 1: Thanks, Papu-Aiye. I needed to hear that.
• Option 1: I love you too girl!! After all, I only ever wanted to have a family with you!
• Option 1: Oh… I didn’t know you wanted to pursue your career first…
• Option 1: Of course! I DO want you to have a diploma!
• Option 1: You… you wouldn’t leave me for another guy would you?
• Option 1: Oh of course not! I fully trust you!
• Option 1: It’s just that… you know, about children…
• Option 1: It… it’s okay. I didn’t want to have kids anyway…
• Option 1: Yeah, who needs brats running around, amirite?
• Option 1: Right! We’ll just practice baby-making then!

You will then earn this trophy:

Don’t forget to press the heart icon at the center of the menu that opens after the date to enjoy your massage and unlock this trophy:

Getting a three-star Massage from S.O.N.I.A

In order to date S.O.N.I.A, you need to earn three-star ratings in all your dates with every other girl, she’ll then be selectable in the dating app.

To get three stars on your date with S.O.N.I.A, select the following dialogue options:

• Any option
• Option 1: I’m so confused right now
• Option 1: My logic is undeniable? Is that a compliment?
• Option 1: Dating is an ART! I am Mr. Massagy!
• Option 2: Hold up! Why delete my Massagys?!
• Option 2: Dang, little lady! I wanna byte your .lib.
• Option 1: I’m a software with plenty of malware, just for you gurl.
• Option 1: Oh sweet baby, you overclock my processor twice a day.
• Option 1: You look like an exception I would want to try and catch.
• Option 3: Cream 3.141592…
• Option 3: You what?!
• Option 3: I have a girlfriend and a life outside this game.
• Option 2: … … Kinky!

You will then earn this trophy:

Don’t forget to press the heart icon at the center of the menu that opens after the date to enjoy your massage and unlock this trophy:

Additionally, as earning three stars with S.O.N.I.A will mean that you have a three-star rating with every girl, you will unlock the following trophies too:

Phase Two – Replay Dates

You will now want to replay certain dates to get specific trophies for certain dialogue options or actions. You can find guides for each trophy’s specifics below in this Mr. Massagy Trophy Guide.

Date Replay Trophies

For this trophy, you will need to date Sarah again. Remember that Sarah will only date you if you have the bottom-left profile active.

Select the following dialogue options in order to earn this ending:

• Option 2: To lose my virginity.
• Option 3: How about I get you a mojito? It’s on me.
• Option 1: Unprotected sex, drugs and rock ‘n roll.
• Any option
• Any option
• Option 2: Yeah, my name’s Johnny.
• Option 1: HA! What are you, a cop?
• Option 2: I am the employee of the month, every month!
• Option 1: That happens when you sell hot dogs at the beach, babe.

The trophy will then unlock.

For this trophy, you will need to date Nicole again. Select the following dialogue options in order to earn this ending:

• Option 1: HOLY CRAP! A TALKING WEREWOLF!! AAAaaaAAAaaaAAAHHHH!!!
• Option 3: Sorry, this is the first time I see such a cute werewolf.
• Option 1: Really? What has been your worst date so far?
• Option 1: (Make a duck sound)

The trophy will then unlock.

Completing alternate endings for either of the trophies above will earn you this trophy for failing a date, if you hadn’t earned it already.

You must earn this trophy while dating Mayo. Completing the requirements for this trophy will not end the date, so you can technically do this on your first date.

Just move your disembodied finger over Mayo with and then tap on the jar a few times with . The trophy should then unlock, if not, keep tapping as it can be finicky.

Failure and Two-Star trophies

Now that you’re replaying past dates, there are a few trophies we need to earn for completing dates with just 2 stars and failing 20 dates.

Details on the quickest ways to achieve these feats can be found below.

For these two trophies, you’ll need to get a two-star rating once, and then five times. The easiest way to do this is with Janein as you can just select one option to immediately end the date with 2 stars.

Simply start your date with Janein and select Option 1: Wait WHAT! JACKPOT! Let’s do this babe!

When the post-date menu opens, select the restart button and then repeat this process five times, until “Average Joe” unlocks.

In order to unlock these three trophies you will need to fail a date 5, 10, and 20 times respectively.

The quickest way to fail a date is by starting a date with Sarah and selecting Option 3: You are beautiful and pretty and I really want to date you!

The date will immediately fail. On the post-date menu, click the restart button and repeat this process until “You’ll be alone forever…” unlocks.

Reject a Date

The last thing to do, if you somehow haven’t already, is to reject a date on the dating app by pressing the red button on the left. That’ll unlock this trophy:

Plat Get!

Now that you have explored every nook and cranny of Mr. Massagy with your nimble fingers and earned all the trophies in this Mr. Massagy Trophy Guide, the Platinum will slide into your collection.

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